August 2012
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boyslut:
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
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someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
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llieo:
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
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Just reminding you that I’M IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW
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gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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pastorbating:
HTML actually stands for
How
The fuck does this work
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