August 2012
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The Quest for Garfield
gingerhaze:
So the other day at work I was putting together a Garfield issue with the other design intern, Justine, and I was trying to prove a point about how hard it is to draw cartoon characters from memory and so I drew a quick Garfield.
I was rather appalled with my drawing despite my initial point of how hard it is to draw cartoon characters from memory. Also we had JUST been working...
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trickster-dave:
armadilldo:
what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
“margaret”
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My grandad died when I was away, and telling other people’s been harder than dealing with it myself.
Anyway, I eventually told Michael, and let it slip that I’d already told a couple of my friends. He said, “Aww hun, I wish you’d told me.”
I said, “I’ll tell you next time.”
We were in the pool and this huge bat swooped really low over us.
Back in the apartment, I overheard Hayley telling Uncle Brian, “It was the size of a fucking pillowcase!”
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Hayley and I were in the lift, and we were going to the beach. So I had my swimsuit on, and Auntie Mary lent me a beach towel so I wasn’t just wandering around with my legs and arse out. It was a bright pink kilt towel.
So naturally I started dancing and singing, “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy”.
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haildestr0yer replied to your post: I have a lot of things to say tonight, none of…
you should say them, even if it’s to randoms.
I’m just putting everything on Tumblr. :P
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Auntie Mary: I don't think we'll fit five adults in this car.
Me *quietly to Hayley*: I think she means four adults... and a GODDESS.
Walking along the beach
Me *really seriously*: I can't be on this beach.
Hayley: Why not?
Me: Cause there's a no smoking sign and I'm SMOKING HOT.
I have a lot of things to say tonight, none of which are really worth saying in the slightest.
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I always get really frustrated on behalf of the guy in the song Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
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We were going to a fancy restaurant and my hair was crazy, but I hadn’t brought my straighteners. So I just braided it.
When we got back and I combed my hair out, it was really wavy and stuck out from my head.
From then on I referred to myself in third person, as Diana Ross.
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thelastbiscuittin:
petrollika:
Yesterday I was wearing a dress, and it was freaking freezing, so I grabbed my cosiest most hideous jumper. Then fell asleep fully clothed.
When I woke up this morning my legs were cold, so I put on the first pyjama trousers I could find. Today’s been pretty lazy and I didn’t get dressed.
I forgot what I was wearing, and when Dad got home he laughed so hard I...
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Yesterday I was wearing a dress, and it was freaking freezing, so I grabbed my cosiest most hideous jumper. Then fell asleep fully clothed.
When I woke up this morning my legs were cold, so I put on the first pyjama trousers I could find. Today’s been pretty lazy and I didn’t get dressed.
I forgot what I was wearing, and when Dad got home he laughed so hard I thought he’d give...
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Watch
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bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
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News from Discworld 2012
eddplant:
neil-gaiman:
dduane:
Okay, folks: the word is out.
The new Discworld series “The Watch” (AKA CSI:Ankh-Morpork) has been approved by Terry Pratchett and will go into production with BBC Worldwide.
The project to film GOOD OMENS is also going forward. A “mood reel” of images evocative of the story was put together by the production company and was shown as part of the announcement....
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maravis:
A horror movie trailer:
a frat boy and his girlfriend are vacationing on a beach in the deep south. after some late-night swimming they find that they can’t relocate their motel, and end up in a small farmhouse.
it seems to be abandoned, inside they find an aged photo of a man and a woman who appear to be engaged at the time. cue weird, creaky noises.
fade to black, tagline: [He...
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sexybritishllama:
i walked into my kitchen and saw a hurricane making a cup of tea
a storm was brewing
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I’m home! Have a picture of a grumpy kangaroo.
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merlotic:
reblog if you AREN’T homophobic!!!
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OMG THE NOTES!!!!
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IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, GET OFF TUMBLR
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken”
– Oscar Wilde (via mizanger)
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“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via aparenthesisineternity) 