May 2012
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May 31st
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My dad keeps coming into my room to stroke my hair and go, “Oooh, soft”.
May 31st
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May 31st
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thelastbiscuittin: petrollika: My ma’s friend just opened a coffee shop, and gave us some tea leaves. I decided to try to read my tea leaves. One of the shapes they made looked like a giant pointing up, I looked up (I’m not entirely sure why) and saw this on my ceiling: It’s rotated for some reason, tilt your head to the right to see it. It’s like a man’s face, and if it wasn’t half 1am...
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Attempted to read my tea leaves, I really really want to believe this is true. Bird flying - good news; good news coming soon. Butterfly - overdue happiness. Frog - fertility; abundance; a disguised handsome lover. Finger pointing up - caution. (And a scary man on my ceiling!) Angel - good news; protection. Footprint - movement in love, career or location.
May 30th
My ma’s friend just opened a coffee shop, and gave us some tea leaves. I decided to try to read my tea leaves. One of the shapes they made looked like a giant pointing up, I looked up (I’m not entirely sure why) and saw this on my ceiling: It’s rotated for some reason, tilt your head to the right to see it. It’s like a man’s face, and if it wasn’t half 1am...
May 30th
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May 30th
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theblack: healthypenis: CRYING CRYING CRYING love these dubs man
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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vondell-swain: every time somebody calls their significant other “baby” i always mentally replace it with “infant”
May 30th
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May 30th
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toodrunkandstilldrinking replied to your post: Apparantly “yay” isn’t the correct response to “I… ship it!
May 29th
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willtana: friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
May 29th
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May 29th
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Apparantly “yay” isn’t the correct response to “I love you”.
May 29th
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May 29th
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Me and Hayley were going to go to the beach, got...
Hayley: So if anyone asks, we went to Broughty Ferry, got a little sunburnt, but all in all had a great time.
Me: Yup. And we didn't get confused with buses, because we aren't failures.
Hayley: Yup. And we met a couple of teachers, who offered us a lift but we didn't accept a lift home because we could figure it out ourselves, cause we're not failures.
Me: That's right! And we got ice cream, but didn't eat too much because we're not failures!
Hayley: Yes! And we figured out that Australia is really big, and when we go there we won't be able to do everything we want to.
Me: Yup, but we'll still have a great time. You know why?
Hayley: Because we're not failures!
Me: That's right!
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Hayley: We're failures, aren't we?
Me: Yup.
May 29th
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Last night I fell asleep with my lava lamp on. Woke up, the room was filled with an eerie orange glow, and I genuinely thought the gateway to hell had opened.
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Me: Sassy.
Michael: Yes. Also my name is Laquisha.
Me: That's your new name in my phone.
Michael: Nooo!
Me: And I bet I'll forget and be like "Who the fuck is Laquisha?"
Michael: Then you'll ask and I'll be like, "Ayyyy girl, you know who Laquisha is foo'!" Cause that's the sassy gal I am.
Me: You turned into Mr T halfway through.
Michael: That's my name. Laquisha's actually my last name.
Michael: Mr T. Laquisha.
Michael: I'm so womanly I went off the scale and became a man.
May 26th
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May 26th
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cataquack: seneca—-crane: Ron Weasley and The Only Time He Shows Any Strategic Skill Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad  Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad Ron Weasley and the Time He Got Mad and Left For Like Three Months
May 26th
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cataquack: seneca—-crane: Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen
May 26th
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vondell-swain: a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
May 26th
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May 25th
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Hey Gary...
May 25th
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May 25th
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I think my scalp is sunburnt. Just scratched my head and it caused extreme pain.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
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May 24th
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