February 2012
Watchspicybutthole:
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
I SCREAMED
WatchThe one on the right’s just eating cake like nothing happened!
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via jamesthepious)
Anonymous asked: Michael.... Stubbs? :3
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Anonymous asked: Who's your boyfriend? :3 Good luck with him meeting your Grand-dad :3
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joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
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Fuck it just occured to me that my English boyfriend will have to meet my grandad.
The man with a thistle tattooed on his arm.
The man who banned my mum from practicing her French horn in the house when she was 10 because one of the songs she was learning was “God Save the Queen”.
The man who tears up at “Flower of Scotland”.
The man who refers to anybody south of...
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Two full minutes of Robert Plant saying “Babe”
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Today my dad came into my room every 20 minutes or so from half 7 am onwards to tell me to get up. Then when I did get up I sat on my bed reading (there’s nowhere else to sit in my room) but he interpreted this as still in bed so he kept telling me to get up.
I used to like when he had Saturdays off, but does the man have nothing better to do than disrupt my sleep?
Watchmost-awkward-moments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked: I had a dream that Charlie got...
eddplant:
This actually happened
lexcanroar:
josiahfiles:
million dollar idea:
why cant there be a tumblr theme that is literally just the dashboard?
that would make a lot of sense and work so much better than most people’s current blogs
somebody make this happen I want this
