June 2011
Two Blondes In Heaven
cuttingcornersplacingblame:
Two blondes arrive in heaven. One blond says to another, ”How did you die?”
“I froze to death,” says the second.
“That’s awful,” says the first blonde. “How does it feel to freeze to death?”
“It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second blonde. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to...
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Jokes
Arrived home to find a pretty woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing, “It’s a heartache, nothing but a heartache.”
I thought to myself, “She’s a bonny tiler”.
My mate had a girlfriend named Lorraine. He was secretly cheating on her with another girl called Claire Lee. Unfortunately one day Lorraine died. At her funeral, my mate stood up and sang,...
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The 7th GIF in your folder is the person that will...
thats-all:
rivervoldemortsong:
seems about right.
Sure
Summer Vacation: Toby Turner Edition
tobyturnersaudience:
In the morning:
In the afternoon:
Late at night:
The Next Pixar Movie is Always Hidden in the...
10knotes:
girlwithstupefyingthoughts:
Examples.
1. Nemo in Monsters Inc.
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2. Mr Incredible in Finding Nemo
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3. Doc Hudson from Cars in The Incredibles
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4. Lotso in Up.
Mindfuck.
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Natalia was 18 in her first movie 'About a Boy'
TONKS WAS ELLIE
It was an ask, so I couldn’t reblog it even though I wanted to. This blog is awesome by the way.
And this is so sad.
Url
I changed my url from Petrollika to Cheatercheatercompulsiveeater (Friends reference) a little while ago but I’ve changed my mind and I want Petrollika back. Since then Tumblr went all floopy and I have no idea how to change my url back. Help?
Tumblr Virus Alert
zodiacchic:
Watch out if you try to view a blog and it’s asking you too log in again with your email and password! Make sure the URL is tumblr.com.
The URL that is replicating the Tumblr log in page that is a virus is tumblrlogin.com.
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Pottermore
Dude, I don’t understaaaaand. Help me anybody?
You know you're British when:
magnusbanes:
hollertilyoupassout:
why-do-the-fools-fly:
In a field not far away is a herd of cows grazing quietly. One of the cows is most unusual. Blue Cow wonders. Wonders about the big world beyond her field.
Reblog if you love Harry Potter.
heartmagnusbane:
pinkcat311:
mugglesdontgetit:
LOOK AT THE NOTES
NOTES BITCHES. LET’S GET TO 3 MILLIONS.
I think this is stating the obvious, but oh well.
That definitely creeped me out. Alex is two years younger than me at the start of the book, brr.
Yes, I am a swot and a geek. Also I fell out with Mither so instead of going home after work I sat by the loch and read that until Dad came home and I had someone to speak to.
