April 2011
It’s my grandad’s 80th birthday party today, and I own nothing smart to wear except for one denim skirt. The zip doesn’t work, so I have to thread a silly band through the zip and attach it to the button. I miss wearing jeans already
Can I just show all the awesome things tumblr has...
battlecrotchgalactica:
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marylousmilesx3:
can I just say that this made me not mind having the Royal Wedding all over my dash.
…. I ashamedly agree with the person above.
I’m crying at this, it’s amazing
To all the people that have the same taste in...
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The entire church is singing "God Save the Queen"
haave-you-met-ted:
muppet-madison:
Elizabeth’s reaction:
That’s right, bitches. Sing to me.
OH MY GOD ‘THATS RIGHT BITCHES SING TO ME’
Reblog if you're British!
ruinsofhogwarts:
Fuck yeah.
I’m British SCOTTISH
I made a video last Saturday
Cause I went on a sponsored motorbike ride for charity. Youtube refuses to play it with sound because of the music I chose, and Tumblr refuses to upload it because… well, it just does. But it’s frustrating, I want a way to share it
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feckyeahrussellhoward:
“I am the fuck-monster. I live in your DVD-player. If you don’t press play in 10 seconds, everyone in your house will be pregnant.”
—
Russell Howard - Russell Howard Live DVD-menus (via tinyniel)
I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that on my DVD. Then I laughed even more when he said, “Hello, it’s Mrs Fuck Monster here”
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I had a really weird dream
It involved a lot of people that I don’t really know. So anything in italics didn’t happen in the dream, everything in normal text only happened in the dream. And I’m aware how boring other people’s dreams can be (even though I find them interesting) so I’m gonna put a read more break in… now.
A girl (that I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to, but...
There's only one bookshop in my town
And it’s not really that great. I’ve been there quite a few times but it’s just sorta… meh. That sounds like a good thing to start up if nobody’s beaten me to it by the time I’m old/rich enough to do that.
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I’ve never read the book, but in The Hunchback of Notre Dame doesn’t Quasimodo die for Esmerelda? Does that make him a real dead ringer for love?
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You ain’t the first and you ain’t the last, I gain and lose my women...
– A Legal Matter - The Who
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Films were so much simpler in those days. The goodies were real good, and the...
– My dad, just after watching The Warriors
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Potter...
What would your shirt say?
bogeymanboogie:
fag-alicious:
hopeydopey526:
1984-x:
krissygermanotta:
your-government-hooker:
rakestrawberry:
blameitonkarofsky:
evanescolife:
withinthestars:
puckleberries-:
fatjacksflapwagon:
acciocupcakehead:
Afraid.
Bald spot.
Closeted Lesbian.
Bisexual/Fat
Big arse.
Or No tits.
Munchkin or Fun Sized
DD
Chubby
LEBANESE
^^^^ (confused)
...
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Yet Another 30 Day Challenge
Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge
I’m easily amused. And I like these challenges, even though once you’ve done a few, you’re basically just repeating the same information over and over again.
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I don’t know why sometimes I get frightened
– I Got You - Split Enz
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I’m gonna break out of the city, leave the people here behind. Searching...
– Do Anything You Wanna Do - Eddie And The Hot Rods
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Lovin’ you has got to be, like the devil in the deep blue sea
– The Other Side - Aerosmith
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Ramblings nobody but me cares about #1
My back’s been hurting loads, so I lay flat on my bed with my headphones in listening to Mr Blue Sky on repeat and typing up an English essay… I actually feel so happy (sounds like sarcasm but it really isn’t)
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In maths today, last class of the day
Me: Rachel, Rachel, guess what?
Rachel: What?
Me: 5 minutes left!
Rachel: *quietly* Woo! *pause* Did you just say woo?
Me: No...
Rachel: Oh, it was me
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Yet Another 30 Day Challenge
Day 26- What you think about your friends
I adore them. They’re all so different, and weird in some ways and just brilliant in others. They are great, they put up with my random outbursts (wheeeeeeow) and with me when I’m in a bad mood. They drive me crazy sometimes (and I know I’m sometimes far far more annoying than they can ever be), but I’m always so glad they’re...
Yet Another 30 Day Challenge
Day 25- What I would find in your bag
Not a lot usually cause, well, what are pockets for? But if I didn’t have pockets, then keys, a purse, chewing gum, iPod, headphones, maybe a book, a camera, tiny hairbrush, the best tasting Vaseline in the world, phone, umbrolly… that’s about it I think.
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- Everyone needs to reblog this
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Neopets games, disallowing hate crimes since 1999