Bethman

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

I am going to

1. Eat a piece of chocolate orange cake, then complain because I’m fat
2. Clean my rats’ cage
3. Change the sheets on my bed
4. Watch an episode of Gilmore Girls
5. Sleep

“You’re going to end up childless and alone”

“Well, fingers crossed”

There’s nothing I could say
To make you try to feel ok
And nothing you could do
To stop me feeling the way I do
And if the chance should happen
That I never see you again
Just remember that I’ll always love you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Don’t smoke - there are cooler ways to die

I’ve been sneezing so much I’ve gone through all our tissues and loo roll, so I’m forced to use an odd sock as a hanky. My life is so glamourous

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foreverweareyoung:

letsblowupinstyle:

 ahahhhahahaha

somehow, I can’t see this happening.

Ahahahahaha it’s like he’s saying “was it him then??”

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seaandtherhythm:

m4d1s0n:

dappledthings21:

If you played with Barbies,

Polly Pockets,

Beanie Babies,

Tamagotchi,

Slip N’ Slide,

And Satan Furbies,

Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

Wrote with Gel Pens,

Wore butterfly clips,

And Snap Bracelets,

And remember watching these guys:

You are a 90s kid.

YES! ALL OF THIS! I DID IT ALL!

I did all of it :)

I miss the 90s.

I’d totally forgotten Hit Clips!! Oh wow!

I’ll do the dishes in a sec, just give me a minute to finish French plaiting Mither’s wig