Quick, it's 2011! Say something witty and...
Uh… uh… brick?
“Everything I look at reminds me of him!” “What about that table?” “Yes he… uh… actually, you know, the table doesn’t. But everything else does!”
I like to make lists of things that don’t really matter to anyone. Watch out for that happening
guy on advert: You have got to stop being hoarders!
Me: hahahaha I thought he said whores
*a little later, Dad comes into the room*
guy on advert: You have got to stop being hoarders!
*me and Mam look at each other and try not to laugh*
Dad: that's you and your mother you know
*me and Mam burst out laughing*
I hate when films are about something that’s happening to you, and then they have a sad ending
Songs In My Head
It can lift you up, never let you down, it can take your world and turn it all around So rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble and pain You always get under my skin, I don’t find it irritating. You always play to win, I don’t need rehabilitating oh no So if I get drunk and call you up, don’t get pissed and don’t hang up, I know it’s late but it’s...
I love love love having a massive family :D today was just great, we had a big Christmas meet-up at my auntie’s house. The only bad point was when my dog nearly threw himself off a really high bridge (at least 15 foot) onto solid ice… I still have no idea how he stopped himself from falling. But still, got a good anecdote to tell from it
Conversation with my friend
Him: so what are you watching?
Me: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Him: ooh, what song are they on?
Me: Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me
Him : if you insist
Watching Narnia with the parents
Mam: idiots! If someone's lying injured, you don't haul their helmet off! What if they have spinal wounds?
Me: when is that knowledge ever going to come in handy? When are you going to walk outside and see a knight lying on the road, going "I was hit by a JCB"
Dad: if you encounter a knight that was run over by a digger, I think you'll have a lot more to worry about than taking his helmet off
I’ve been a good girl this year… mostly. Like that time I made myself late for school cause I was returning a stray dog… well, I was late anyway, but that’s unimportant. Oh, and that time that sleazy drunk guy was being creepy to me and Ellen, and I didn’t kick him in the face when he started hugging us around the waists. See, willpower, right there! And there was...
Early Christmas Present
So I opened up what I thought was my subscription to Classic Rock magazine, and it turned out they’d sent me a free gift of… HI-FI CHOICE!! Issue 340 ;) Ok I’m sorry, but how on earth can you make a living out of publishing a monthly magazine about stereos? For 2.36 years, no less, if my calculator skills are up to scratch. It’s a pretty thick magazine too. In it, are some...
Oh we sure had an amazing party at school today… sense the sarcasm. My friend decided to draw on my hands with permanant marker (the fact that I’d just finished doing that to someone else isn’t important) so here’s what I have to scrub off so I’m not going into work tomorrow with this on my hands: Right hand: “POOF GIMP BASSER SMELLY BAD PLEB TARD” and...
Watching Terminator 3
John Connor (on the film): By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere.
Me: Just picturing what would happen if the laptop came alive and started coming across the carpet towards us
Dad: Haha, opening and closing like Pacman
Me: Yeah, then it would come so far that it pulled the power cord out, and cause the battery's broken it'd go *makes Pacman noise* and fold round and disappear like when Pacman runs into a ghost
Ahh, just finished watching Terminator 3 with Dad. The house smells of Christmas tree, we were in our cosy sitting room with dogs on our feet, warming them up, watching two robots attack each other on telly. Life just doesn’t get much better.
A Lesson In Sparkling:
mamazoom: NO. YES: That’s all.
Well Mr Proclaimer, I’m sure “dark brown hair, green eyes and white skin” sounded like a winning combination when you wrote Come On Nature but you didn’t cover all bases. You forgot what that would look like on someone like me :P Ditto Are You Gonna Be My Girl?. Mr Jet must never have seen me when I had “big black boots, long brown hair”. Silly music artists.
A lot of things confuse me...
One of these things is when you see someone and expect them to sound totally different to what they actually sound like. Or when you’re reading a book and you get an image of the author in your head, then when you come to the end there’s an author picture and you’re taken aback because they look so different. I started thinking that because I swore in front of my dad’s...
dripdripdrops: so i thought I’d give you some advice, never ever ever watch the film “The Human Centipede” it is actually the most discusting film ever. Blood dosent usually bother me but this was just sick and horrible! so there you go ;) You beat me to it! Ughhh really gave me the boke, that did.
It’s amazing how happy people are when you’re nice to them! I volunteer at a charity shop. Now don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not one of those people who’re selfless and caring and lovely to everyone. I’m doing an award called the Duke of Edinburgh which involves volunteering for an hour a week for a few months, so I picked the British Heart Foundation as my...
Today, in English
Hannah: Duke of Edinburgh's annoying me already! Does anyone even know who the Duke of Edinburgh is?
Me: Yeah, Prince Philip
Hannah: Who's that? Oh, I know! That old man with the.... ears
Cleverbot: Do you want a hug?
Me: not from you
Cleverbot: ;-; that makes me want to cry
Cleverbot: You seem to like to argue.
Me: so does your mum
Cleverbot: So does your whole family!
Me: so does your face!
Cleverbot: At least I have a face!
My friend just told me that we’re older than the internet! :O I feel so grown up Today’s been great. Mentioned to Dad that I love grapes and we never have them. Came home to find a fruit bowl teeming with grapes. Opened the fridge - grapes. Microwave - grapes. Dog food cupboard - grapes. I’m a little scared to look anywhere else if I’m honest. Listening to...
Dear diary, mood apathetic
10 points if you know where I got the title from :) My friend told me to write loads of stuff on this, and once I get started there’s no way to shut me up, so good luck to anyone reading this. You’ll be here a long while most likely :D It seems kinda fake to be writing on a website when there’s so many people out there with far more interesting things to say. Considering...
Reblog if you're glad Hayley Williams' hair is red...
I loved the red :)