May 2013
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May 22nd
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Michael and I just sat on the kitchen floor singing Bohemian Rhapsody to the cat.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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confusedtree: When I was a kid I had a lot of stuffed animals and I liked to take at least four or five of them with me wherever I went, so my parents referred to it as a “menagerie” and I didn’t really know much about that word other than what it phonetically sounded like and the fact that it was used to describe all my toys Anyway one day I was at a friend’s house and their mom...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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What Do You Get
badkidsjokes: what do you get when you cross the road run over
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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samrgarrett: samrgarrett: samrgarrett: Playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character “FUCK ME” No way this can go wrong MOM MOM NO I regret everything HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN T O ME I MADE MY MISTAAAKES
May 16th
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May 15th
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turntechgoddamnit: Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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sonnetstockmar: I really want a new haircut but I’m not sure what to get so I’ll have to mullet over
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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veryimportantneopian: naegajeiljalnaganigga: I wonder if my neopet is alive
May 12th
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May 12th
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I Appear
badkidsjokes: i appear once in a second, twice in a month and three times in a year, what am i dont bother theres no answer.
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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sonnetstockmar: ever think leo doesn’t want your damn oscar
May 10th
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May 10th
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adamusprime: you could probably sell me meat in a big can that just says “MEAT” on it if i was like “hey what kind of meat IS this” and you just said “go fuck yourself” i would most likely just be like “yeah, you’re right” and buy it
May 10th
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May 9th
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Hyperbole and a Half →
Allie Brosh who writes the blog Hyperbole and a Half has been depressed for a horribly long time. I’ve missed her amazing posts, and I’m so glad that she’s back in action. This comeback blog post is really really funny, and somehow she manages to explain things in such a great way. It’s so close to home too, which makes me appreciate it even more.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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meladoodle: its weird to imagine important people as kids. like obama probably wrote ‘boobs’ on a calculator and laughed
May 8th
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WatchWatch
fogblogging: this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up
May 8th
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Scrolling through the Waterstone's Twitter is my...
hugoalexandertimothycartwright: at-the-barricades-of-freedom: Let’s take a look at a few of my favs so far; Sassy Waterstones worker, I love you, And well this is true: Sometimes I do worry about their psyche though: They make up cool new words; They’re a sassy little shit. And best of all, the Holden debacle; And one more for good luck: Pro tip:...
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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