commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

Monday 28 Jul at 8.00am

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

Monday 28 Jul at 4.00am

ladyhistory:

The Captioned Family!Adventures of George Washington.

(Part I | Part II | Part III)

Sunday 27 Jul at 8.00pm

jetgreguar:

missespeon:

plantbird:

kingcheddarxvii:

I am declaring today, June 28, to be “Talk Like A Middle-Aged Person on Facebook Day.” Leave a nice, thoughtful comment on this and any other post you see today………………. :)

A funny and thought provoking post! I hope you are well. Love from all the family, say hello to your parents from me and David Xx

Do not post things like this anymore! Everyone can see it! Also, did you get my graduation card? Very proud of you.

Nice post..Love you

Sunday 27 Jul at 4.00pm
oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

Sunday 27 Jul at 12.00pm

Sunday 27 Jul at 8.00am

jardsard:

nep-eta-leijon:

quirkybrittany:

santa:

austni6969:

amporaedelsteinlovver:

austni:

full circle

The circle of stupidity is complete.

what the fuck did you say to me

did you just add 6969 to your url

that’s the sex position xD

i’m not even 18 and i know it :)

It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

thank you brittany

this post is a certified Natural Disaster

Sunday 27 Jul at 4.00am
Saturday 26 Jul at 8.00pm

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

Saturday 26 Jul at 4.00pm

Saturday 26 Jul at 12.00pm
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