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Apparantly “yay” isn’t the correct response to “I love you”.
Me and Hayley were going to go to the beach, got muddled up with buses, and spent the day in a bookshop
- Hayley: So if anyone asks, we went to Broughty Ferry, got a little sunburnt, but all in all had a great time.
- Me: Yup. And we didn't get confused with buses, because we aren't failures.
- Hayley: Yup. And we met a couple of teachers, who offered us a lift but we didn't accept a lift home because we could figure it out ourselves, cause we're not failures.
- Me: That's right! And we got ice cream, but didn't eat too much because we're not failures!
- Hayley: Yes! And we figured out that Australia is really big, and when we go there we won't be able to do everything we want to.
- Me: Yup, but we'll still have a great time. You know why?
- Hayley: Because we're not failures!
- Me: That's right!
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- Hayley: We're failures, aren't we?
- Me: Yup.
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