nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

Wednesday 16 Apr at 8.00pm

gloriatheg:

julianathursday:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”

WHERE

IS

HIS

OSCAR

The poor man has literally given them blood.

Omg fr

Wednesday 16 Apr at 4.00pm
Wednesday 16 Apr at 12.00pm

youngstero:

youd think after spending so much time and effort rescuing her from a monster multiple times peach and mario would take some time to relax a little but no they like have huge involved dangerous racing competitions with their friends and run their own makeshift olympics with a blue hedgehog on their downtime

Wednesday 16 Apr at 8.00am

youngstero:

the movie about a woman floating in space being called gravity is like if shrek was called NOT OGRES

Wednesday 16 Apr at 4.00am
reallylameblog:

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

reallylameblog:

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

Tuesday 15 Apr at 8.00pm

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

the british primary school experience

Tuesday 15 Apr at 4.00pm

huffley6:

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.

Tuesday 15 Apr at 12.00pm
Tuesday 15 Apr at 8.00am

timelordis-sapiens:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

Tuesday 15 Apr at 4.00am
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