At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.
Caitlin Moran (via scatteredandshining) Tuesday 2 Sep at 4.00am


lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

Monday 1 Sep at 9.12pm

Seriously thought I was about to get shanked by an old lady at work today when I told her we didn’t have the brand of talcum powder she wanted.

Monday 1 Sep at 8.53pm
Mousie fairycakes!

Mousie fairycakes!

Monday 1 Sep at 8.30pm


i have literally watched this about 100 times since reblogging it the first time 

Monday 1 Sep at 8.00pm




The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ this

Monday 1 Sep at 4.00pm





harry potter | text posts

Monday 1 Sep at 12.00pm

Anonymous said: Have you ever done nudes?

Nobody needs to see that shit

Monday 1 Sep at 11.01am


do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

Monday 1 Sep at 8.00am
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