you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski
IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT
“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”
The poor man has literally given them blood.
youd think after spending so much time and effort rescuing her from a monster multiple times peach and mario would take some time to relax a little but no they like have huge involved dangerous racing competitions with their friends and run their own makeshift olympics with a blue hedgehog on their downtime
the movie about a woman floating in space being called gravity is like if shrek was called NOT OGRES
the british primary school experience
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)